You Don't Bring Me Flowers

Perpetrator: Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand
Highest Chart Position: #1, 1979
Sap Elements: Love, rose-colored glasses, arrangement

What have we got here... two people whose romance has lost its spark. Making love has become a rote act. Both parties admit that the relationship is dead, and both admit that ending the relationship would be for the best. But rather than trying to change a love that's gone cold, they put their energy into recalling the days when their love lived. Add the bonus guy/girl duet factor, plus strings -- sap!

-- SAPster Half

They've been together (presumably, married) for a while, and their romance has lost its sizzle. Boo freakin' hoo! Is this supposed to be something new? If so, how come the cover of every women's magazine out there has some article on how to bring romance back to your relationship?

Quit whining and start doing something about it, you wussies.

-- SAPster Randi

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